Social interaction 0, Me 187

Great White Dispatch
Notes From Damn Near Canada
No. 13
12:42

Social Interaction 0, Me 187

Approaching the four-month anniversary of our move to Minnesota, and I think I've broken a record. In these 16 weeks, I haven't interacted with a single person in any sort of social setting that didn't involve work, Airika or dogs. Haven't even approached the possibility of new 'friends' or even 'acquaintances'. Is this a good thing? Probably not. Turning myself into the Unabomber isn't exactly something I'm aiming for.

So while it may not be a good feat, it IS special. After all, I'd like to see any of YOU try it, what with all your 'social skills' and 'small talk abilities' and 'friendliness'. People. Who needs 'em?

I've pulled off the amazing. Just like the Detroit Lions.

And now, a fat-ass squirrel.